Discussion:
What men are good for
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Aunt Gabby
2005-09-15 15:46:21 UTC
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After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
man is good for:

#1) a paycheck

#2) a hard d*ck

If he can't supply both, he's useless.
G*rd*n
2005-09-15 16:06:32 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
What about opening stuck windows?
Gregory Gadow
2005-09-15 18:04:10 UTC
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After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
Why is it mysogeny when a man says the same thing (appropriately changed, of
course) about a woman, but humor when a woman says this about a man?
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which leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy."
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G*rd*n
2005-09-15 19:22:13 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
Why is it mysogeny when a man says the same thing (appropriately changed, of
course) about a woman, but humor when a woman says this about a man?
I have never seen anyone say that all a woman was good for
was a hard d*ck. Dock? Duck? Why would anyone want a
hard duck? Oh, well.

Anyway, are you sure Aunt Gabby is a woman?
Gregory Gadow
2005-09-15 20:31:35 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
Why is it mysogeny when a man says the same thing (appropriately changed, of
course) about a woman, but humor when a woman says this about a man?
I have never seen anyone say that all a woman was good for
was a hard d*ck. Dock? Duck? Why would anyone want a
hard duck? Oh, well.
I am rather disturbed that my phrase "appropriately changed" means nothing to you.
Post by G*rd*n
Anyway, are you sure Aunt Gabby is a woman?
Could it be the use of the word "Aunt"?
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Gregory Gadow
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"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking,
which leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy."
- Robert Anton Wilson
G*rd*n
2005-09-16 02:07:34 UTC
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Post by Gregory Gadow
Post by G*rd*n
Post by Gregory Gadow
Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
Why is it mysogeny when a man says the same thing (appropriately changed, of
course) about a woman, but humor when a woman says this about a man?
I have never seen anyone say that all a woman was good for
was a hard d*ck. Dock? Duck? Why would anyone want a
hard duck? Oh, well.
I am rather disturbed that my phrase "appropriately changed" means nothing to you.
Oh. What kind of duck would that be, then?
Post by Gregory Gadow
Post by G*rd*n
Anyway, are you sure Aunt Gabby is a woman?
Could it be the use of the word "Aunt"?
Anyone can write a-u-n-t -- man, woman or troll.
Aunt Gabby
2005-09-16 04:13:43 UTC
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Post by Gregory Gadow
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Post by Gregory Gadow
Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
Why is it mysogeny when a man says the same thing (appropriately changed, of
course) about a woman, but humor when a woman says this about a man?
I have never seen anyone say that all a woman was good for
was a hard d*ck. Dock? Duck? Why would anyone want a
hard duck? Oh, well.
I am rather disturbed that my phrase "appropriately changed" means nothing to you.
Oh. What kind of duck would that be, then?
Post by Gregory Gadow
Post by G*rd*n
Anyway, are you sure Aunt Gabby is a woman?
Could it be the use of the word "Aunt"?
Anyone can write a-u-n-t -- man, woman or troll.
Sweetie, when I get to know you a little better, I'd be happy to exchange
phone #'s with you and talk. Gabby Mills is all woman.
G*rd*n
2005-09-17 16:04:21 UTC
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After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things
that a
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#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
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Post by G*rd*n
Post by Gregory Gadow
Post by G*rd*n
Anyway, are you sure Aunt Gabby is a woman?
Could it be the use of the word "Aunt"?
Anyone can write a-u-n-t -- man, woman or troll.
Sweetie, when I get to know you a little better, I'd be happy to exchange
phone #'s with you and talk. Gabby Mills is all woman.
So is Disney's Pocahontas, yet being a fiction she might
not be very interesting in coversation or other intimate
situations. And in any case, how do you know I can supply
either a paycheck or a hard d*ck any better than the guy
down at the corner gas station?

kathryn
2005-09-15 18:04:44 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
You've left out of getting rid of spiders
Paul Hovnanian P.E.
2005-09-16 03:53:32 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
You've left out of getting rid of spiders
Opening stuck jars.
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kathryn
2005-09-16 06:13:19 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
You've left out of getting rid of spiders
Opening stuck jars.
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Actually I'm, pretty good at opening stuck jars, I seem to have a knack.
Steve Knight
2005-09-16 01:40:01 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
You forgot one....

#3) Fucking blind and stupid.

He'd have to be to stick his dick in some fat oily cunt like you
instead of dumping you for a young hard bodied babe that drinks beer
and watches football.

Warlord Steve
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Dustbin
2005-09-16 22:37:47 UTC
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Post by Aunt Gabby
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Women-Degrading Practice Of Cheerleading ]
After much research, I have concluded that there are only 2 things that a
#1) a paycheck
#2) a hard d*ck
If he can't supply both, he's useless.
A sopping twat...

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